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Mama Tried

She did your laundry, cheered you on at every ball game, and never once called attention to the crusty washcloth underneath your bed. She cooked your favorite meals, sent fresh baked cookies to your frat house, and when you brought home that creepy chick with the lopsided boobs, your mom let you figure out for yourself that Miss Wacky Rack was a psycho. Yes, gents. This Sunday is Mother’s Day, and if you’re any kind of son you will make damn sure—at the very least—that mom gets her fill of unlimited bread sticks and bottomless salad at The Olive Garden.

You only get one mom. Be sure to show her some love this weekend and surprise her by announcing you finally plan on moving out of the basement … soon.

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2009-08-06T22:51:00.001-07:00

Say What?

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UG2BK . . . . . . . You got to be kidding
GBTW. . . . . . . . Get back to work
NMP . . . . . . . . . Not my problem
PIR . . . . . . . . . . Parent in room
GFTD. . . . . . . . . Gone for the day
FYEO. . . . . . . . . For your eyes only
BI5 . . . . . . . . . . Back in five minutes
DEGT . . . . . . . . Don’t even go there
BIL . . . . . Boss is listening
PAW. . . . Parents are watching
99 . . . . . . Parents are no longer watching
PCM . . . . Please call me
IMS. . . . . I am sorry
TOY. . . . . Thinking of you
KUTGW. . Keep up the good work
CID . . . . . Consider it done
FWIW. . . For what it’s worth
HAND . . . Have a nice day
IAT . . . . . I am tired
NRN . . . . No response necessary
4COL. . . . For crying out loud
WRUD. . . What are you doing
LMIRL. . . Let’s meet in real life
^5 . . . . . . High five

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Dec 5, 2007 ... Alexis Goggins, 7, was hit protecting her mother Selietha Parker, 30, after Parker's ex-boyfriend Calvin Tillie, 29, forced the pair and

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"In the face of the courage a child displays, you can only bow your head and resolve to be a better person.
WHEN one of my former lecturers gave me the opportunity to volunteer at a children’s ward in a hospital, little did I know that I would embark on an amazing journey filled with compassion, discovery, and hope.
My job involved setting up the hospital’s playroom and organising a session of fun and games for hospitalised children. Generally, the kids watched cartoons or coloured. Sometimes, when the numbers were manageable, I would teach them origami or read to them."

Hero is recovineging.

2008-02-26T22:06:00.000-08:00

"Alexis Goggins climbed aboard a special bicycle and maneuvered through hospital hallways, beginning the months of physical therapy she needs to recover from six gunshot wounds.

To many people, the soft-spoken 7-year-old is a hero after she threw herself across her mother just as a gunman was about to shoot the woman in an SUV.

"An angel is what I call her," Seliethia Parker said of her daughter.

After more than two months in the hospital and six surgeries, Alexis was recently released. She returns twice a week for physical therapy.

The young girl bears several scars from the Dec. 2 shooting, including a long, thin surgical line stretching from one side of her hairline to the other. Her right eye, which was blinded in the attack, has also been removed.

During rehabilitation, she rides a bicycle designed to be pedaled with a person's hands and plays hand-eye coordination games.

"I'll be good for therapy," Alexis promised her mother before bounding back to the games.

Alexis speaks little about the shooting.

"She remembers bits and pieces, but she's not really talking about it much. It's like she's blocking it out or something," said Parker, 30."

Hero is recovering

2008-02-24T20:46:00.001-08:00

"DETROIT -- Nearly three months ago Alexis Goggins filled her days playing with dolls and having tea parties when she wasn't in school. Now the 7-year-old is learning to cope with physical and occupational therapy sessions each week as she works to recover from multiple gunshot wounds after trying to defend her mother.

"Our life has been flipped upside down. But remarkably Alexis still has the same great spirit," her mother Seliethia Parker, 32, said Wednesday. "She's my angel."

On Dec. 2, Parker was held at gunpoint by former boyfriend Calvin Tillie shortly after midnight at a gas station on Seven Mile. When Tillie began shooting, Alexis threw herself between the gunman and her mother. The first-grader, who was shot six times, lost her right eye and has undergone multiple surgeries, was hailed as a hero. "

2008-02-24T20:44:00.000-08:00

A Detroit girl who jumped in front of a hail of bullets to protect her mother from an enraged gunman Saturday night is being hailed as an “angel from heaven.”

Alexis Goggins, 7, was hit protecting her mother Selietha Parker, 30, after Parker's ex-boyfriend Calvin Tillie, 29, forced the pair and family friend Aisha Ford to drive to Six Mile Road under threat of death, the Detroit News reported.

Click here to read the full report from the Detroit News.

Tillie, who was armed with a handgun, shot Parker in the side of the head and in the arm after Ford stopped for gas, but before he could fire a third shot, Goggins jumped over the seat between her mother and Tillie, begging him to stop, the Detroit News reported. Without hesitation, Tillie reportedly pumped six shots into the child.

The first grader is in stable condition at Children’s Hospital in Detroit with gunshot wounds to the eye, left temple, chin, cheek, chest and right arm, the Detroit News reported. Parker was admitted to the hospital, but later released.