Mama Tried
She did your laundry, cheered you on at every ball game, and never once called attention to the crusty washcloth underneath your bed. She cooked your favorite meals, sent fresh baked cookies to your frat house, and when you brought home that creepy chick with the lopsided boobs, your mom let you figure out for yourself that Miss Wacky Rack was a psycho. Yes, gents. This Sunday is Mother’s Day, and if you’re any kind of son you will make damn sure—at the very least—that mom gets her fill of unlimited bread sticks and bottomless salad at The Olive Garden.
You only get one mom. Be sure to show her some love this weekend and surprise her by announcing you finally plan on moving out of the basement … soon.
[What do you think about ... Mother's Day?]
